All men use pickup lines, but some are just so desperate that the pickup lines they use are extremely corny and just too much for some women to handle. The suave etiquette is usually missing, even if there is a little charm present, with these lines proving to be the best way to run the women off and keep them off. The desperation of the attempt becomes quite clear, and most women are able to read right through to the awkward attempt being made. Even if he is just a bit cute, you can’t help but laugh at these 10 terrible pickup lines that desperate men use in the pursuit of women they may be interested in.

1. “You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.” Just about every woman has heard this feeble attempt to pick them up as desperate men find this to be more appealing than other lines they could possibly use. Why this seems to be charming to them is a question to many, but it will be a pickup line that lasts a long time.
2. “You should drop that zero and get with this hero.” This is popular amongst the desperate macho men out there with giant egos that think that weaker guys shouldn’t have a chance at a good woman. Most women, however, are quite sure that he isn’t a hero as he wouldn’t have to use that line to pick them up otherwise.
3. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” When you fell from heaven? Well, this is a cute attempt to pick up a woman, but is so cheesy and mostly given by those that are so desperate to get a woman they just lose reason when it comes to the pickup line. Some women may giggle and give it a little play, but most are only going to leave the guy alone.
4. “You look great, but you would look better by my side.” Really this is an arrogant way to try and pick a woman up and is see through in every direction. No real woman really pulls into that pickup line and most actually find it appalling for a guy to still pull that line today, as it is decades old.
5. “What size pants do you wear, because I’d love to fit in?” This is one of the more offensive of desperate pickup lines, which only offends and pushes women away, although desperate men continue to seek out women with this line. The line is not one of the oldest, but definitely one of the cheesiest.
6. “Do you come here often?” This is a pickup line that is as old as time, and used by the most desperate of men without any imagination. In most cases, the more elaborate of pickup lines are more enjoyed than this one, which pretty much goes nowhere and leads to the flip of the woman’s hand.
7. “Are you a surgeon, because you have stolen my heart?” Yes, this line is used, and although not many women fall for it, so many desperate bachelors attempt to make pickups at the bar or club with this clumsy line.
8. “When God made you he must have been showing off.” As cheesy as it sounds, men of all kinds will attempt to pick women up with this crazy line, seeking to flatter the woman and take her off to his house. However, not too many women really fall for this line as it is one of the cheesiest in existence.
9. “You know what would look good with you? Me.” Another of the most arrogant and cheesy lines that should just be retired but continue to leave the mouths of desperate men everywhere as they seek to pick up women they really have no chance for. Even if they once had a chance, it was gone when that line left their lips.
10. “Your father must be in jail for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes.” Although it is meant to flatter, it typically turns women off as they are approached with this gaudy and extremely lame pickup line that really displays the true desperation of any man who would let it slip.

If you are ever approached by one of these lame and desperate lines, you will either run off or get great entertainment from watching the desperate men chase you down with the cheesiest of lines. For some women, these lines can be flattering, but in most cases, a woman is seeking a more suave and charming man.

When you fall in love, you are many times not expecting it to come, but the feeling can be so strong you are often blind to anything else. Your friends and family always have their opinions; however, you aren’t always quick to listen in, as criticism is never a desired confrontation. The problem often is that you can’t see past the sparks that got the two of you together, and you are willing to believe in anything of the other person, regardless to whether they may be a deadbeat or not. Dating a deadbeat is never a good experience and can often leave you desiring more but getting nil if anything at all. Even if the situation is simple, you find yourself falling for the deadbeat, not ready to give up hope. However, there are 10 signs you are dating a deadbeat that can give you a pretty good idea it is time to say goodbye.

1. Literally paying everything. If you are the only one who ever pays the bill, no matter what bill it may be, you are likely dealing with a deadbeat that is only going to take you under. When the responsibility is up to him or her, they just aren’t ready to take the bill, leaving you always giving up of yourself with nothing in return.
2. Never on time. If you are always waiting around for someone who never gets there in time if at all, you are likely handling a situation best left alone. The problem is with deadbeats that they fail to understand your point of view, often leaving you feeling like the deadbeat instead.
3. Blames you for everything. Part of being in a relationship is owning up to things that are your fault. Unfortunately, there are millions of deadbeats out there that rather just blame you and allow you to go down for everything, even if it isn’t your fault.
4. Doesn’t fend for you. Whether a man or a woman, you expect your partner to fend for you when the time comes. However, if you are dealing with a deadbeat, you will find yourself without a defense or support group, leaving you feeling all alone, which is really what you are.
5. Buys, buys, buys, never gives you anything. If you are always paying for gifts, giving up your money for his or her next lavish excitement, or just always giving up your money for that which is spent by the other, you are expecting a little something in return. You should be getting the same opportunities, but if you aren’t, you are only getting fooled by a deadbeat.
6. Never spends time with you, but demands your time. You have a dinner set up but he or she doesn’t show up. The next day you aren’t allowed to break plans to take care of work. This is a one sided relationship with a deadbeat that you just shouldn’t have gotten yourself into and should get out of immediately.
7. Can’t rely on him or her. There are some people you just can’t rely on. Whether your woman or man, he or she should be there when you need them for anything you need. When you find times getting rough, you should be able to find your partner beside you, otherwise he or she is just a deadbeat.
8. Takes from your kids. If you have kids and give them a little allowance or buy them great snacks but find that he or she is always the one getting the stuff, well, you should take a moment to re-evaluate the situation. From another’s standpoint, you are definitely dealing with a deadbeat and should probably take note.
9. Stands you up all the time. Those who stand you up aren’t worth your time, and if it is your own boyfriend or girlfriend, then you should cut the ties quick. The reason is that you should be getting their time and dating is the main part of dating. If you aren’t dating, you aren’t in a relationship worth having with the deadbeat.
10. Allows you to miss opportunities. You have a great job interview you have been trying to land for the past few months, but he or she gets you there late or causes you to miss out. This is a sure sign that you are dealing with a deadbeat that rather you lose opportunity rather than increase it.

Deadbeats are out there and it is up to you to identify when you are with one so you can get out of the relationship quick. There are too many reasons why a deadbeat can greatly mess you up and you shouldn’t have to deal with the problems they carry. As a person, you should respect yourself better than to deal with a deadbeat that hasn’t deserved your good time.

While society as a whole seems to have no problem at all calling out men for the ridiculous things they do to impress women, there seems to be a bit of a double standard for women.  Just like men, if a woman finds a man to be particularly attractive they may attempt to up their game a bit to get that man (there is nothing wrong or surprising about that).  However, just like men can sometimes cross the line and take it a little too far, so too can women.  Women can sometimes put themselves in some pretty uncomfortable or even dangerous positions all in the pursuit of someone that probably is already interested (or not, but in either case not likely to be artificially persuaded).  So, let’s take a look at 10 ridiculous things women do to impress men:

1. Wear the tightest clothes they can find. In the real world, clothes are created to fit in a nice and snug fashion, without restricting blood flow and causing you to suffocate. However, when it comes to impressing men, women will often try to squeeze into anything, showing off a figure that just gets damaged by the clothes that are too small to fit right (aka, you don’t always look as good as you think you do).
2. Act wild. When a woman sees the guy she wants, she can sometimes get overly wild and crazy in order to get his attention and impress him as he sees her spontaneity and “fun” side. Unfortunately, this can seriously backfire and she can well, just look flat-out silly and/or desperate.
3. Pretend to love sports. Many women get away with it, and it isn’t the worst tactic.  However, you will want to make sure you actually get the story straight and study up a bit before you use the wrong slang (which is pretty common like scoring runs versus a touchdown, etc.).  However, if in your heart of hearts you truly hate sports you can really be setting yourself up for some long nights and/or a confrontation on a later date.
4. Pour on perfume. Perfume is sweet and sensual, when put on in moderate amounts. However, there are many women that takes this a little too far as well and overwhelm men with their perfume.  Remember, too much of a good thing can quickly become a negative. Dab, don’t bathe in it.
5. Tanning. There are many women out there that tan to look healthier and toned. However, there are some that completely go overboard, tanning more than recommended and ending up looking like a burnt orange peel. This is not only ridiculous behavior, but can be extremely damaging to the skin.
6. Slathering on the makeup. Makeup isn’t intended to create a mask, but many women feel they impress their crush more when he is seeing a mask of makeup. In actuality, the less makeup that is worn, the more appealing a man finds a woman, as they prefer the all-natural to the ridiculous.
7. Plastic surgery. Today’s cosmetic surgery has no bounds. There are butt, cheek, breast, chin, and any other type of implants you could possibly want, as well as facelifts, tummy tucks, augmentation, and Botox, and many other cosmetic procedures women use to impress men that may temporarily be effective but at what cost?
8. Water bras. Water bras were designed to lift the breast and create a fuller effect that feels real to the touch. So what is wrong with that? Well, most women use these bras in an attempt to impress a guy, only to find that when the bra comes off, they still only have what God gave them to begin with.
9. Butt padding. There are products these days that provide padding for the butt, creating a fuller, tighter, and firmer bottom. This is one of the most ridiculous tactics by women to impress a guy and can often lead to disappointment in the bedroom as the guy finds out he has been duped.  Frankly, not every man is looking for a bigger, fuller butt.
10. Buying him everything. If you are getting him whatever he wants to impress him, you are falling into a trap that men often fall into with women. You may be able to buy some affection but it is very unlikely that you will be able to buy his love.  So if you are after a kept man, get out your credit card.  If you want true love, spend your time on him instead.